‘The seven-years-bad-sex curse?’
he repeated.
‘You’re taking the mickey, right?’
Oh, Alex ~ if only, if only you knew!
Ladies and gentlemen!
It gives me an unprecedented pleasure to announce the Kindle
pre-order release of my romantic comedy, 7 Years Bad Sex.
Wooohooo!
Pre-order you Kindle copy here:
Amazon UK | Amazon US | Amazon DE | Amazon CA
and of course on any other Amazon domain.
Official release day is 14 May 2015, and your pre-order copy will appear on your Kindle as if by magic on that day. You really won’t have to wait long!
What’s the story?
One wedding. One curse? Disaster ever after…
A seven-years-bad-sex curse? Surely not! Yet something went wrong when rock singer Casey and drummer Alex got married on that beautiful yacht anchored off St Tropez in the south of France. Something went badly wrong. For even on their wedding night, the young couple discovers a complete and somewhat surprising inability to make love. Muddling through their honeymoon with a string of thin excuses for their predicament, the lovers defer finding a solution (and panicking) until the return to their home in London. After all, they married for life and to make rock music, not for the love of sex. Right?
But when they resume life as normal in London, all hell breaks loose. Increasingly frantic in their quest for release, the unhappy newlyweds embark on a string of hilarious and occasionally harmful antics that drives them, their band, and an assortment of random strangers to the brink of despair. But it ain’t over ‘til it’s over or, in this case… it ain’t over ‘til the newlyweds sing.
Here’s what some advance readers thought of
7 Years Bad Sex
‘7 Years Bad Sex is a witty, intelligent, and hilariously funny romantic comedy that aims to please… Or not, as the case may be. A must read!’
Kelly at Perusing Princesses
‘7 Years Bad Sex is going to be one of those books that everyone is talking about. A fantastic story, engaging plot, and totally wonderful main characters to fall in love with.’
JB Johnston at Brook Cottage Books
‘Fun and romantic, with a touch of rock and roll, 7 Years Bad Sex is a light-hearted look at what happens to one newlywed couple when they are unable to consummate their marriage—I couldn’t put it down!’
Jonita Fex at The Book Chick
‘A fantastic refreshing change, but who would have thought characters not having sex would stress me out so much? Absolutely hilarious too. Loved it!’
Rachel Miles at Love Between the Sheets
Obviously I’m biased, but I think 7 Years Bad Sex is your Must-Read this summer! Here are those pre-order links again:
Pre-order you Kindle copy here:
Amazon UK | Amazon US | Amazon DE | Amazon CA
and of course on any other Amazon domain.
Fancy a paperback?
Never fear, the paperback will become available in time for release day of 14 May 2015. In the meantime, however, I am giving away two signed paperbacks over on Goodreads! The giveaway is open until 10 May 2015 and is open to readers in the UK, Canada, and the US. Why not enter and see if you win?
Goodreads Book Giveaway
Nicky Wells: Love & Thrills 