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Breaking News! “7 Years Bad Sex” embarks on a brand new adventure…

Do you know that moment when you’ve got really good news~the best, in fact~and you’ve got to keep quiet until you feel you’re going to explode? Well, that’s been me these past few weeks. But now I’m allowed to shout it from the rooftops, and there’s no holding back any longer.

Are you ready?
This is monumental! (At least to me.)

Without preamble and further ado, I am simply thrilled to announce that
Choc LiT has signed 7 Years Bad Sex!

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7 Years Bad Sex Nicky Wells

Woohooo!
*cue fireworks*

To say I’m over the moon would be the understatement of the decade. It’s always a fantastic moment when you can push your career into new directions, and as those moments go, this one takes top position. I’ve had the warmest, most enthusiastic welcome from the Choc Lit family of authors, and I cannot wait to see what develops next. For now, though, I’m in party mode. *Cheers*

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Watch this space for more news and future books, and thank you all for being part of the fun. I hope you’ll join me on the next part of my author journey. See you soon. 😀

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Would you risk it? Announcing the release of my brand new romantic comedy “7 Years Bad Sex”

It’s out today! Hooray!

 Yes! You can get 7 Years Bad Sex right now.

7 Years Bad Sex Nicky Wells

Wooohooo!

Get your Kindle copy here: Amazon UK | Amazon US | Amazon DE | Amazon CA and on any other Amazon domain.

Of course I’m bringing you paperbacks too. They’re also available from Amazon.

What’s the story?

7Years_NewTeaser1 One wedding. One curse? Disaster ever after…

A seven-years-bad-sex curse? Surely not! Yet something went wrong when rock singer Casey and drummer Alex got married on that beautiful yacht anchored off St Tropez in the south of France. Something went badly wrong. For even on their wedding night, the young couple discovers a complete and somewhat surprising inability to make love. Muddling through their honeymoon with a string of thin excuses for their predicament, the lovers defer finding a solution (and panicking) until the return to their home in London. After all, they married for life and to make rock music, not for the love of sex. Right?

But when they resume life as normal in London, all hell breaks loose. Increasingly frantic in their quest for release, the unhappy newlyweds embark on a string of hilarious and occasionally harmful antics that drives them, their band, and an assortment of random strangers to the brink of despair. But it ain’t over ‘til it’s over or, in this case… it ain’t over ‘til the newlyweds sing.

Here’s what some advance readers thought of 7 Years Bad Sex

7 Years Bad Sex is a witty, intelligent, and hilariously funny romantic comedy that aims to please… Or not, as the case may be. A must read!’ Kelly at Perusing Princesses

7 Years Bad Sex is going to be one of those books that everyone is talking about. A fantastic story, engaging plot, and totally wonderful main characters to fall in love with.’ JB Johnston at Brook Cottage Books

‘Fun and romantic, with a touch of rock and roll, 7 Years Bad Sex is a light-hearted look at what happens to one newlywed couple when they are unable to consummate their marriage—I couldn’t put it down!’ Jonita Fex at The Book Chick

‘A fantastic refreshing change, but who would have thought characters not having sex would stress me out so much? Absolutely hilarious too. Loved it!’ Rachel Miles at Love Between the Sheets

 Obviously I’m biased, but I think 7 Years Bad Sex is your Must-Read this summer! Here are those buy links again:

You can get your Kindle copy here: Amazon UK | Amazon US | Amazon DE | Amazon CA

In the name of research…

This story sees Casey and Alex try out all manner of unusual, wonderful and occasional weird strategies to re-ignite their sex life. Natural aphrodisiacs feature on the agenda fairly early on when Alex inadvertently talks his way into getting a free serving of fresh oysters in a fancy restaurants The results… you can find those in your very own copy of 7 Years Bad Sex.

However. I wrote this part of the story with absolutely no knowledge of what oysters would look like, feel like, and **gulps** taste like. Therefore, on a recent family visit to France, I bit the bullet and did some research after the fact… More about that soon, but here’s my initial reaction.

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And the verdict? I put my words in Casey’s mouth, no pun intended. Let’s just say… it wasn’t all bad. LOL! I’ll tell you the full story about my oyster tasting next week.

Thank you, as always, and…

…happy reading! I guarantee you one thing apart from many a laugh and breathless moment whilst reading this romantic comedy. When you’ve finished reading, you’ll never toast anyone ever again without making eye contact! Or would you risk it? 🙂 😉

Good old fashioned lover boy…

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This is the special “playlist for 7 Years Bad Sex” series, and this song captures the optimism that reigns between Alex and Casey for… well, for most of the book. Okay, at least half of the book….

See you this coming THURSDAY, 14 May, for the official launch of 7 Years Bad Sex!

Not sure what 7 Years Bad Sex is all about? Find out more HERE.

7 Years Bad Sex?!? #RomanticComedy Released on Kindle Pre-Order TODAY!

‘The seven-years-bad-sex curse?’
he repeated.
‘You’re taking the mickey, right?’

Oh, Alex ~ if only, if only you knew!

Ladies and gentlemen!
It gives me an unprecedented pleasure to announce the Kindle
pre-order release of my romantic comedy, 
7 Years Bad Sex.

7 Years Bad Sex Nicky Wells

Wooohooo!

Pre-order you Kindle copy here:
Amazon UK | Amazon US | Amazon DE | Amazon CA
and of course on any other Amazon domain.

Official release day is 14 May 2015, and your pre-order copy will appear on your Kindle as if by magic on that day. You really won’t have to wait long!

What’s the story?

7Years_NewTeaser1

One wedding. One curse? Disaster ever after…

A seven-years-bad-sex curse? Surely not! Yet something went wrong when rock singer Casey and drummer Alex got married on that beautiful yacht anchored off St Tropez in the south of France. Something went badly wrong. For even on their wedding night, the young couple discovers a complete and somewhat surprising inability to make love. Muddling through their honeymoon with a string of thin excuses for their predicament, the lovers defer finding a solution (and panicking) until the return to their home in London. After all, they married for life and to make rock music, not for the love of sex. Right?

But when they resume life as normal in London, all hell breaks loose. Increasingly frantic in their quest for release, the unhappy newlyweds embark on a string of hilarious and occasionally harmful antics that drives them, their band, and an assortment of random strangers to the brink of despair. But it ain’t over ‘til it’s over or, in this case… it ain’t over ‘til the newlyweds sing.

Here’s what some advance readers thought of
7 Years Bad Sex

7 Years Bad Sex is a witty, intelligent, and hilariously funny romantic comedy that aims to please… Or not, as the case may be. A must read!’
Kelly at Perusing Princesses

7 Years Bad Sex is going to be one of those books that everyone is talking about. A fantastic story, engaging plot, and totally wonderful main characters to fall in love with.’
JB Johnston at Brook Cottage Books

‘Fun and romantic, with a touch of rock and roll, 7 Years Bad Sex is a light-hearted look at what happens to one newlywed couple when they are unable to consummate their marriage—I couldn’t put it down!’
Jonita Fex at The Book Chick

‘A fantastic refreshing change, but who would have thought characters not having sex would stress me out so much? Absolutely hilarious too. Loved it!’
Rachel Miles at Love Between the Sheets

 Obviously I’m biased, but I think 7 Years Bad Sex is your Must-Read this summer! Here are those pre-order links again:

Pre-order you Kindle copy here:
Amazon UK | Amazon US | Amazon DE | Amazon CA
and  of course on any other Amazon domain.

Fancy a paperback?

Never fear, the paperback will become available in time for release day of 14 May 2015. In the meantime, however, I am giving away two signed paperbacks over on Goodreads! The giveaway is open until 10 May 2015 and is open to readers in the UK, Canada, and the US. Why not enter and see if you win?

Goodreads Book Giveaway

7 Years Bad Sex by Nicky Wells

7 Years Bad Sex

by Nicky Wells

Giveaway ends May 10, 2015.

See the giveaway details
at Goodreads.

Enter to Win

Thank you, as always, and…

…happy reading! I guarantee you one thing apart from many a laugh and breathless moment whilst reading this romantic comedy. When you’ve finished reading, you’ll never toast anyone ever again without making eye contact! 🙂 😉

Keep on loving you…

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This is the special “playlist for 7 Years Bad Sex” series! Today I’m bringing you the mighty REO Speedwagon with a timeless and very appropriate classic:


 

From 7 Years Bad Sex:
‘We married for life and to make music, not for the love of sex, right?’ Alex had flippantly summed up the situation, and now they were both holding onto that thought.

Famous last words. It doesn’t quite work out like that for Casey and Alex… but all’s well that hopefully ends well, right?

See you next Monday for the second song on the 7 Years Bad Sex playlist…

Not sure what 7 Years Bad Sex is all about? Find out more HERE.

I want your sex.

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This is the special “playlist for 7 Years Bad Sex” series, and this song speaks entirely for itself.


 

“Casey’s heart rate notched up again, and a warm fuzzy feeling stirred in her stomach. Mmmh, sex with her husband. She couldn’t wait.”

Oh. But whatever happens next?
You know it won’t be what Casey’s expecting.

See you next Monday for the second song on the 7 Years Bad Sex playlist…

Not sure what 7 Years Bad Sex is all about? Find out more HERE.

It’s a hard life. #MusicMonday

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This is the special “playlist for 7 Years Bad Sex” series. Today is a royal instalment, and it’s an epic choice!

Just imagine. Casey and Alex are on their honeymoon. Newly married. Excited. Loved up. Except… the romance doesn’t work out. Not at all. It’s a hard life, right, to be two people together? This song totally captures the emotions of my two leading characters towards the middle and end of the plot.

Plus consider this nugget from the blurb:

After all, they married for life and to make rock music, not for the love of sex. Right?

See. Perfect song choice. I hope you’re intrigued!

See you next Monday for the second song on the 7 Years Bad Sex playlist…

Not sure what 7 Years Bad Sex is all about? Find out more HERE.